Jackassalope

Greg Oden! Please. That's not even a scandal these days.

Portland Trail Blazers often injured Greg Oden apologized profusely yesterday after nude photos surfaced. Photos he took a year and a half ago and sent to his girlfriend. Of course, after the recent Tiger Woods scandal, most people simply chuckled to themselves and said, "Oh Greg. Look at him being all young and foolish."

By the end of the week, no one will even care. Thanks Tiger.