The Weather
I hate talking about the weather because it always seems cliche. "How have ya been? How's the weather?" But when you live in Portland, a sunshiny day is worth bringing up. Just knowing we're supposed to get blue skies and warm temps puts a smile on my face.
So guess what? It's gonna be nice in Portland this weekend. And I'm jazzed about it. The gray skies can suck it. The rain can kiss my ass. I want me some sunshine.
I've already approached strangers and gave them the weather report courtesy of my Droid's Weather Channel App. Smalltalk my ass. This is news. Nay! This is gospel, and I will preach its glory as much as I want.
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