Perspective

Anytime I feel like complaining about work I simply think about where my buddy works. Let's just say he manages the wayward souls that have ended up in a profession out of circumstance instead of choice.

For instance, he has to have weekly conversations with one of his employees because his skirts are too short. Yep, I said "his" skirts. Not kilts, skirts. And why does he wear skirts? Because when he started shaving his chest, he realized he had man-boobs, which led to him wearing bras. And why wear a bra if you're not going to start wearing blouses. And what goes best with a blouse? A short skirt!