Sunday, January 02, 2011

Don't mind if I don't

GQ thinks I should buy a flask just in case I get stuck in a mosh pit or something. I don't necessarily disagree with the theory, but I already have a flask. In fact, I have two or three. Flasks are the go-to gift you get when the giver has no idea what else to get you.

Unfortunately, I can't remember the last time I used it. The problem with a flask is that it always seems cooler than it actually is. They're hard to pour into, drink out of, and don't hold a lot liquor. So they end up sitting in the cupboard for years on end. Of course, I also might be just too boring to need one. Nah...

2 comments:

Amber Strahl said...

And we almost got you a flask;)
No, seriously.

Burtopia said...

I would have said it was cool, though. And I would have filled it up and found a place to use it. Like at church or something.