Jackassalope

Fear My Mind Bullets

Do you ever look at something for a long time trying desperately to make it move with your mind? I do. In fact, for the last five minutes I was trying to move a flower vase from across the room using only my telekinetic powers, but all that happened was that I peed my pants a little. I wonder if that counts as telekinesis or if I just have a weak bladder? I guess I should stop trying to do things that are impossible. But what if I quit trying and then ten minutes later someone else figures out how to move things with their mind? Then I would feel like an idiot because I gave up too soon... Ooops, I think I just pooped a little bit that time.