Jackassalope

What's in a name?

Do you ever Google yourself, but when you click on your name, someone else shows up? I never knew I was so possessive about my name until I found out that some douche bag on a Go-Kart has been using it. Who the hell are you, Go-Kart guy?

The worst part is that he’s probably sitting at home staring at his computer saying “Why does some dumb ass from Portland keep using my name to fill the web with worthless fodder?” Damn this cycle of irony!