Jackassalope

Preperation H

Did I mention that I got a hemorrhoid the other day from all of the strenuous sitting that I do. Research says that 60% of all people will get them by the time they are 50-years-old. I guess now I don’t have to wait to scratch that one off my list.

Regardless, I don’t recommend them. They happen to be very uncomfortable and unflattering to the rump region. You know what they say, “there’s nothing like a hemorrhoidal flare up to make a guy feel middle-aged and on the verge of normalcy.” Actually, I’m not sure they say that at all.