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Pass the Popcorn: New Moon

I took my wife to see New Moon on Sunday. It sucked. And 30-year-old women shouldn't be pining over a 17-year-old wolfman. That's statutory rape with your eyes and it's disturbing. And Robert Pattinson had to paint-on abs for his shirtless scene - douche. Did I mention that the movie sucked? No pun intended.