I was supposed to get a raise for staying in Portland. Instead I got rain... So I guess the question is how do I turn water into wealth. Hmmmmmm.
Upon second thought, I don't think there is even a question; only an answer. God is punishing me for my decision and the entire city is merely collateral damage. Sorry, PDX.
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You need one of those lights that you put on a desk and stare into for increased mood enhancement.
You mean a lava lamp?
Seasonal affective disorder (SAD), also known as winter depression, winter blues, summer depression or summer blues, is a mood disorder in which people who have normal mental health throughout most of the year experience depressive symptoms in the winter or summer,[1] spring or autumn, repeatedly, year after year.
There are many different treatments for classic (winter-based) seasonal affective disorder, including light therapy with sunlight or bright lights.
Light therapy or phototherapy consists of exposure to daylight or to specific wavelengths of light using lasers, light-emitting diodes, fluorescent lamps, dichroic lamps or very bright, full-spectrum light, usually controlled with various devices. The light is administered for a prescribed amount of time and, in some cases, at a specific time of day.
Lava lamps always put me in a good mood though so that may not be the worst idea. Cost effective as well.
Plus they sell them at walmart.com
I like lava lamps. But I don't think they will make me 'not' SAD.
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