Jackassalope

What's Better?

Coke over Pepsi
Chevy over Ford
CSI: NY over CSI: Miami
Racquetball over Tennis
John Wayne over Clint Eastwood
Sour over Sweet
Fast over Slow
Pizza over Wings
Beer and Wine settle for a tie
The Soup over Best Week Ever
Wii over Playstation 3
Movies over Books
Books over Magazines
Magazines over the Internet

And the beat goes on da da dun dee dun dun.