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Bigfoot Mania

Bigfoot hasn’t been this popular since the aptly named Ford Monster Truck ruled the circuit and Harry and the Hendersons hit the big screen. During the last two decades, the man beast has been able to lay low and escape the redneck paparazzi. But just like Britney can’t resist showing the world her coochie, Bigfoot couldn’t keep quiet forever.

Two men claim to have stumbled across a Bigfoot corpse in Georgia and now have it stuffed in a freezer. Let the frenzy begin.

I for one am a little skeptical of the discovery. If Hollywood can convince me that aliens can blow up the white house and that Keanu Reeves can act, a photograph on the web doesn’t cause me to stand to attention. It’s an interesting thought and a potentially ground breaking discovery, but I’m going to need a little more evidence before I start redesigning the evolutionary chart.

Now if you will excuse, I have to tell the genie that came out of this weird lamp that I found my third wish.