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This is Fun!

Like I mentioned before, I’m keeping modest tabs on the Olympics this year, but the men’s 400-meter freestyle relay got me off the couch and chanting U.S.A., U.S.A., U.S.A. Not only did we get to witness a miraculous finish, but the French added fuel to the fire by talking smack all week long. They put on the daddy pants, but forgot the belt. Now they’re left standing on the podium in second place and exposed. And my modest tabs became full-fledged hype.

If you haven’t had the opportunity to watch the event, do so. It’s a lot of fun even if you know the outcome. And if you still don’t care about the Olympics afterwards, then pack up and move to Canada because we don’t need ya. This is what the Olympics are all about. Go U.S.A!

400-Meter Freestyle Relay