Jackassalope

4 Years - Holy Crap!

Today is my wife and I’s fourth wedding anniversary. It’s been a good four years…well, most of it anyway. And even though we planned on having an evening out tonight, we both managed to forget that today was actually our anniversary. That’s right ladies, my wife forgot too. It wasn’t until one of my friends sent us a congratulatory text message that we both remembered to call each other. How about that.

Oddly enough, we already exchanged presents last weekend. Yes, we’re weak and horrible at keeping surprises. But because I know better than to fall into that trap, I will have flowers waiting for her by the time she gets home.

Even though we’ve been together for seven years, we’ll only get to officially count four of them. So congratulations to us, Malinda. We’ve put up with each other’s antics for yet another year. And since you’re pregnant, you’ll have to watch me drink a celebratory bottle of wine by myself tonight. Luckily for you, that also comes with the privilege of turning down my drunken advances. We sure know how to make it special.

I love ya, babe.