Jackassalope

Karma My Ass

My wife was in a hurry when she pulled into Fred Meyer to pick up a couple of things. She parked away from the building, so she didn’t have to worry about squeezing into a tight spot. Not paying too much attention, she took up two parking spaces and ran inside with the baby in tow. When she returned to her car a couple of minutes later, someone actually took the time to put a note on her car that read, “Nice parking job ass wipe. Karma will get you.”

Wow. I didn’t realize Karma paid so much attention to parking jobs. Even more so, I can’t believe Karma is so harsh on mothers carrying around kids and car seats. Luckily for the author of the note, apparently Karma looks the other way when it comes to writing childish and anonymous notes on people’s cars. And what kind of person does it take to write a nasty note to someone’s car knowing that it is completely anonymous. I say, “Tell it to my face, or take your feeble ass home so your mom can tuck you in.”

Seriously, I’m in the kind of mood today that if I saw the person writing that note on my car, I would take over to them and punch ‘em in face. How’s that for Karma, ass wipe. Then again, I would probably never take up two parking places in the first place.