Jackassalope

Screw You, Swine Flu.

Let's start the fear parade. The swine flu has claimed its first victim in the U.S. I think that people should definitely be vigilant when it comes to dealing with such a contagious virus, but once again, the media hasn't helped calm the storm.

So beyond saving lives, let's ban together and wash our hands so we don't have to listen to the same news story for the next 6 months. Cover your mouth when you cough so I don't have to read "The end is near" on Yahoo's home page every time I go online. Let's postpone our much needed vacations to Mexico so I don't have to complain about the repetitive fear machine that is the news.

Come on people. The honor of the news is at stake here.