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This is the ad I used to sell my dumbbells on Craigslist. I don't know if it was just a really good deal or my ad simply prompted people to buy, but they were sold the same day. Nice!

I’ve got a set of Bowflex SelectTech dumbbells for sale. These adjustable dumbbells go from 5 to 52.5 lbs with the turn of a wrist. They are incredibly convenient, don’t take up much space, and function perfectly. I was hoping to become ripped like Brad Pitt in Fight Club with these bad boys, but my spare room has been overrun with kid’s toys. So now, I’m destined to resemble Brad Pitt in Benjamin Button. Oh well. 

The SelecTechs are over $400 new. I’m asking $250 - a small price to pay to be as chiseled as a movie star. Of course, if you don’t use them, the price isn’t small, only unnecessary.