I'd say both.
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Corporate Displeasure
I hate that if you accidentally make a late payment to a company, they instantly charge you a late fee. But if a company charges your debit card incorrectly, they can take 30-45 days to reimburse you. And that's just the way it is.
I want the ability to start charging companies every time they screw something up. If my satellite company doesn't cancel my service when I call them the first time, they should get charged. If the service guy tells me that they will send out the return box, but never actually puts the order in, they should get a late fee. If they decide to randomly charge my debit card for an installation that didn't happen 40 days ago because I don't actually have their service, I should be able to bill them extra.
But instead, they simply say, "Oh, we're sorry for the inconvenience. Deal with it." It just doesn't sit right with me.
Yeah, I'm talking to you Direct TV.
I want the ability to start charging companies every time they screw something up. If my satellite company doesn't cancel my service when I call them the first time, they should get charged. If the service guy tells me that they will send out the return box, but never actually puts the order in, they should get a late fee. If they decide to randomly charge my debit card for an installation that didn't happen 40 days ago because I don't actually have their service, I should be able to bill them extra.
But instead, they simply say, "Oh, we're sorry for the inconvenience. Deal with it." It just doesn't sit right with me.
Yeah, I'm talking to you Direct TV.
Tuesday, September 27, 2011
Monday, September 26, 2011
Good Karma. Good Creative. Thanks Creature.
I stumbled upon this sweet Cave Singers poster in last month’s Communication Arts. A couple of the guys at my office have been digging the band for the last two months now, so I really wanted to hook them up with this unique wild posting.
I found out the artwork was designed by Creature (an agency in Seattle), so I emailed them and asked for a copy. Luckily, they had one left stowed away in the basement.
An account guy told me I had to sell him on why he should give it to me. I recounted how the Cave Singers, beer, and Red Bull got us through a myriad of late night pushes and that the poster would fit nicely with the new routine. He agreed and sent it my way.
Thanks for being awesome, Creature.
I found out the artwork was designed by Creature (an agency in Seattle), so I emailed them and asked for a copy. Luckily, they had one left stowed away in the basement.
An account guy told me I had to sell him on why he should give it to me. I recounted how the Cave Singers, beer, and Red Bull got us through a myriad of late night pushes and that the poster would fit nicely with the new routine. He agreed and sent it my way.
Thanks for being awesome, Creature.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
What's in a name anyway?
Who had the better name change; Ron Artest to Metta World Peace or Chad Johnson to Chad Ochocinco?
Regardless of what you think, Artest showed more commitment. Ochocinco can still go by Chad. But Artest is stuck with Metta. Not to mention, Chad forgot to add a space in-between the Ocho and the Cinco.
On those two arguments alone, I'm going with Artest. That dude's crazy.
Regardless of what you think, Artest showed more commitment. Ochocinco can still go by Chad. But Artest is stuck with Metta. Not to mention, Chad forgot to add a space in-between the Ocho and the Cinco.
On those two arguments alone, I'm going with Artest. That dude's crazy.
Pass the Popcorn: Edge of Darkness
Edge of Darkness has been on my list of movies to watch for awhile now, but for some reason it kept slipping through the cracks. Darkness is about an old crotchety detective who's daughter is murdered, sending him on a mission to find out why. I came into it thinking that it was going to be a revenge driven blood fest, but it's actually more politically charged... or at least tries to be.
Over all, it was just okay - the right movie for a night if you have nothing else to do. I was hoping for more.
Over all, it was just okay - the right movie for a night if you have nothing else to do. I was hoping for more.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
4-Eyed, Buck-Toothed Bottle Opener
My grandma gave me one of these as a kid. I have no idea what happened to it. Apparently, they're collectible.
Thursday, September 08, 2011
The Marty McFly
Perhaps the success of the Air Yeezy got Nike thinking. Why create a show that looks like it was inspired by the McFly's when you can simply make the McFly's? They're supposed to have a patented automatic lacing system and trippy lights. We'll see. Regardless, they'll be a nice homage to the Back to the Future fans out there.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
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Thursday, August 18, 2011
Duh
Sometimes, I think people ask questions just because they want to be lied to. They know the answer. They may not like it, but they know it. So what do they do? They ask anyway. Don't get me wrong, I prefer to be as honest as possible, so in most cases I let my silence lie for me. But every once in awhile, self preservation kicks in, and I open my mouth and lie.
Such is life, my friends. Truth only lives in actions, not words. And the sooner people understand that, the sooner they will stop lying to themselves, as well.
Such is life, my friends. Truth only lives in actions, not words. And the sooner people understand that, the sooner they will stop lying to themselves, as well.
Watch the Throne
Kanye West is alright and Jay Z obviously holds his own. But when they sample and collaborate together, they're damn good. Check out their project Watch the Throne.
Monday, August 15, 2011
The Head and the Heart
I would like to be there for this one. The Head and the Heart having growing on me over the last couple weeks. Good stuff.
Under Armour Charge RC
I could see this design taking off. I've haven't looked into, so I don't know if they're pushing the Charge as a trainer, runner, or a recovery shoe, but it's got an interesting look. I would love to slip on a pair to see how it performs. Check it out here.
Friday, August 05, 2011
Fandom
My buddy asked me if I was excited that the 49ers finally got a "big name" receiver. I said that I was about as excited as I would be about getting my driver's license without owning a car.
I love that the 49ers finally have a name to throw to, but unless Alex Smith figures out how to be successful in the NFL, it won't matter.
I love that the 49ers finally have a name to throw to, but unless Alex Smith figures out how to be successful in the NFL, it won't matter.
Tuesday, August 02, 2011
Sunday, July 31, 2011
Friday, July 29, 2011
Portland Style or lack there of.
All I ever see in Portland are dudes wearing tight jean shorts rolled up at the knee. When did guys decide it was okay to start dressing like chicks?
I'll be the first to admit that I don't have the best style. But I would rather have no style than awful style. Call it what you want call, but the sissy hipster look has got to go. It's time for men to start acting like men again.
I'll be the first to admit that I don't have the best style. But I would rather have no style than awful style. Call it what you want call, but the sissy hipster look has got to go. It's time for men to start acting like men again.
Wednesday, July 27, 2011
Battleship the movie?????
I guess you can basically create any story you want about ships shooting at each other and call it Battleship. But the question still begs to be asked, do we really need a big-budget movie based off of a game that has literally requires no strategy? I think not.
My prediction: The movie is as boring as the game.
My prediction: The movie is as boring as the game.
Friday, July 22, 2011
Demetri Martin = Funny
I'm surprised it took me this long to stumble across this cat. He's good at what he does, and he inspires me to make charts.
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Olympus XZ-1
I want this camera. Why? I will tell you. I want to take professional looking pictures and video, but I don't want to deal with something big and bulky. I want my wife to be able to use it without being confused about lenses and complicated setting. I want to be able to control the aperture and F-stop. Unfortunately, I don't want to pay $500 bucks for a camera right now. But maybe someday I will. And when I do, I will look for this one.
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Pressure Check
Japan flipped the script on the U.S. to take the World Cup Finals. It felt very similar to the U.S. vs Brazil game, only this time, the U.S. was on the receiving end. You have to feel good for Japan and their story. But you can't help but know that the U.S. team missed a giant opportunity.
It's hard to keep the momentum after so many botched first half goals. The ladies still put on a good show. And according to my wife, had way better uniforms.
It's hard to keep the momentum after so many botched first half goals. The ladies still put on a good show. And according to my wife, had way better uniforms.
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
The Cave Singers: Summer Light
Saw them live last week. The music was good but the show would have been better in a smaller venue.
Friendship Bracelets
GQ is trying to convince me that dudes should be trying to pull off the wristband thing. I'm not buying it, especially when half of their top picks cost over $100... for a wristband! No thanks.Watches? Yes. Braided fabric? No.
Wednesday, July 06, 2011
America!
Nothing beats the 4th of July in small town. When you're in the city, it can often feel like an obligation. But in the country, it always feels a little more genuine.
Friday, July 01, 2011
Obsurd Signs
Straight from HappyPlace.com, here are signs for stupid people, made by stupid people. Who know how many of them are actually real. Furthermore, who really cares? They're funny. Click on the link to read them all.
Thursday, June 30, 2011
Portland Brew
Last night the news said that Portland is now the #1 city for microbrews. I know that will cause a lot of grumblings in other parts of the country. My brother still tries to convince me that Denver brew is better. I'm not sold on that statement, though.
Regardless of where the #1 ranking comes from, I think it's pretty spot on. The best part about the Portland microbrew scene is that there's such a large variance of product to choose from. We've got regional competitors and local heroes, lights and darks, organics and sours. From Henry's to the Widmer Bros, there's something to drink for everyone in Portland.
Regardless of where the #1 ranking comes from, I think it's pretty spot on. The best part about the Portland microbrew scene is that there's such a large variance of product to choose from. We've got regional competitors and local heroes, lights and darks, organics and sours. From Henry's to the Widmer Bros, there's something to drink for everyone in Portland.
Monday, June 27, 2011
Pass the Popcorn: Battle Los Angeles
The human race is battling alien attackers, yet again, in Battle Los Angeles. This action epic comes with the standard doomsday plot lines - John Wayne hero, civilian counterparts, and the "how do we spot these guys" dialogue.
Overall, it worked for me. The action was good and the effects held up. It was a little stop-and-go during the second act, but it kept me engaged on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Aaron Eckhart even tried on his best Batman voice. If you're looking for some good popcorn fun, give it a go.
Overall, it worked for me. The action was good and the effects held up. It was a little stop-and-go during the second act, but it kept me engaged on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Aaron Eckhart even tried on his best Batman voice. If you're looking for some good popcorn fun, give it a go.
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
Pass the Popcorn: The Next Three Days
I'll remember it for about the next three minutes. This one isn't really worth your time.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
V-Lite Infinity HPi
I scored some Hi-Tec V-Lite Infinity HPi trail runners today. I'm gonna tear up the Portland Warrior Dash in them this fall.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Friday, June 03, 2011
Nike: Chosen
I like the creative execution, but I really don't like the name of the campaign. Chosen just doesn't fit.
Monday, May 30, 2011
Talking Funny
Comedians Jerry Seinfeld, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, and Louis CK have a round table discussion about their craft in HBO's Talking Funny. This was a really enjoyable show that provided great insights on the differences between comedians and what makes a joke funny.
Saturday, May 28, 2011
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Friday, May 20, 2011
Pass the Popcorn: Movie Roudup
The King's Speech: This was a good movie comprised of great acting and a good script. My only knock (spoiler alert) is that the whole movie builds up to the King giving a slow, emotionless speech over the radio - yeah, that's the spoiler... That's it. I know King George VI made great progress as far as linguistics are concerned, but I wanted a more climatic conclusion. I really don't think it should have won the Best Picture Oscar.That being said, it's still a good movie that sheds some light on a part of history most people don't know about.
The Mechanic: Jason Stathom runs around and kills a lot of people. Then he feels obligated to teach someone else how to do the same thing. Will it backfire? Probably. If you go into a movie like The Mechanic expecting cinematic brilliance, it's your own fault. But if you're looking for a decent action movie to kill (pun intended) some time, then it will do the trick. There's nothing special here, but nothing too offensive either.
No Strings Attached: Ah yes, what will happen when two people try to have a meaningless relationship based solely on sex? Chances are someone is going to fall in love. The plot of No Strings Attached is definitely a retread, but the execution works for me. Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher have good chemistry and comedic timing, and the jokes are funny enough to keep the story moving along. I actually enjoyed this one.
The Mechanic: Jason Stathom runs around and kills a lot of people. Then he feels obligated to teach someone else how to do the same thing. Will it backfire? Probably. If you go into a movie like The Mechanic expecting cinematic brilliance, it's your own fault. But if you're looking for a decent action movie to kill (pun intended) some time, then it will do the trick. There's nothing special here, but nothing too offensive either.
No Strings Attached: Ah yes, what will happen when two people try to have a meaningless relationship based solely on sex? Chances are someone is going to fall in love. The plot of No Strings Attached is definitely a retread, but the execution works for me. Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher have good chemistry and comedic timing, and the jokes are funny enough to keep the story moving along. I actually enjoyed this one.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Pass the Popcorn: Somewhere
Sofia Coppola tries to recreate the magic she captured in Lost in Translation with the introspective Somewhere. Unfortunately, it falls short.
The movie bills itself as being about a hard-living Hollywood actor who re-examines his life after his 11-year-old daughter surprises him with a visit. In reality, that plot line doesn't come along until you're well into act two, which wouldn't have bothered me if it was replaced with more meaningful material. But it wasn't.
I think there was a lot left on the table with this one. Coppola delves back into her nearly dialogue-less scripts that tend to linger far too long on scenes that don't carry enough weight. For example, there was a 5-minute long scene where Stephen Dorff (the father) watches Elle Fanning (the daughter) ice skate. One minute would have had the same affect.
I understand what she's trying to accomplish by looking for meaning in the mundane, but that's a technique that's hard to perfect. And when it's not done right, all you get is the mundane. Wes Anderson has stronger knack for nailing this type of film making. Of course, he also uses a lot more dialogue to do so.
All in all, Somewhere wasn't a bad movie; it just felt incomplete - something the metaphorical ending didn't help. I really wish she would have made the movie that was advertised. Moreover, I wish she would trust her dialogue and write stronger scenes the actors can own.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but that doesn't mean it's better.
The movie bills itself as being about a hard-living Hollywood actor who re-examines his life after his 11-year-old daughter surprises him with a visit. In reality, that plot line doesn't come along until you're well into act two, which wouldn't have bothered me if it was replaced with more meaningful material. But it wasn't.
I think there was a lot left on the table with this one. Coppola delves back into her nearly dialogue-less scripts that tend to linger far too long on scenes that don't carry enough weight. For example, there was a 5-minute long scene where Stephen Dorff (the father) watches Elle Fanning (the daughter) ice skate. One minute would have had the same affect.
I understand what she's trying to accomplish by looking for meaning in the mundane, but that's a technique that's hard to perfect. And when it's not done right, all you get is the mundane. Wes Anderson has stronger knack for nailing this type of film making. Of course, he also uses a lot more dialogue to do so.
All in all, Somewhere wasn't a bad movie; it just felt incomplete - something the metaphorical ending didn't help. I really wish she would have made the movie that was advertised. Moreover, I wish she would trust her dialogue and write stronger scenes the actors can own.
A picture may be worth a thousand words, but that doesn't mean it's better.
Sneakerpedia
Foot Locker launched Sneakerpedia to give fans a global platform to share their kicks. It's a wiki-based platform that seems to be picture driven. We'll see how long it takes for the footwear industry to infiltrate the ranks flood the wiki with their product.
Friday, May 13, 2011
Blitz Ladd
The Blitz Ladd sports bar is just down the road from my office, so I go there for lunch on occasion. I love all the games they have available - pool, darts, ping pong, hot shot basketball, air hockey, shuffle board, etc. They also have a decent menu and tap selection.
If they could only increase the level of service, I would be sold. Until then, I will still only go there on occasion.
If they could only increase the level of service, I would be sold. Until then, I will still only go there on occasion.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Personal Dissappointment
An office NHL Playoff Pool has turned me into a semi-quasi hockey fan, and I'm not okay with that. I drew the Canucks and Lightning and have been riding the wave ever since. I've even watched several periods of play.
I'm not sure what's going to come of this, but it can't be good. All I know is that the Red Wings are going down (sorry Ken). Go Canucks!
I'm not sure what's going to come of this, but it can't be good. All I know is that the Red Wings are going down (sorry Ken). Go Canucks!
Sunday, May 08, 2011
Heroes
My two heroes just so happen to be TV characters. First is Ron Swanson from NBC's Parks and Recreation. Second is Dan Stark from the cancelled Fox show The Good Guys. If I were the combination of the two, I would be awesome. Seriously Awesome.
Friday, May 06, 2011
Thursday, May 05, 2011
Happy Endings = Good
Not the dirty kind. Get your mind out of the gutter. It's a new comedy on ABC and it's good.
Monday, May 02, 2011
Death of a Salesman
Osama bin Laden is nothing more than a seller of extremist ideals. And today, he is no more. I'm sure the blog world is erupting with Osama posts, so I won't take too much of your time with additional ramblings.
But today is a good day for the U.S. Yes, Osama's terrorist cells will function without him. But this is more of a psychological victory for the U.S. than a tactical one. We've removed the boogie man from under the bed. And on some scale we've righted a wrong - even if it was long overdue.
It's not too often I find it appropriate to celebrate death, but I have no problem with those who are dancing in the streets. I have no problem with those who have lost love ones at the hands of Osama rejoicing in his death. I have no problem with justice being served to bad people who do bad things and spread nothing but hate.
I pray for our troops. I pray for our country. I pray for all of those who believe in freedom. And I support those willing to protect it.
But today is a good day for the U.S. Yes, Osama's terrorist cells will function without him. But this is more of a psychological victory for the U.S. than a tactical one. We've removed the boogie man from under the bed. And on some scale we've righted a wrong - even if it was long overdue.
It's not too often I find it appropriate to celebrate death, but I have no problem with those who are dancing in the streets. I have no problem with those who have lost love ones at the hands of Osama rejoicing in his death. I have no problem with justice being served to bad people who do bad things and spread nothing but hate.
I pray for our troops. I pray for our country. I pray for all of those who believe in freedom. And I support those willing to protect it.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Stupid People Suck
There's nothing worse than an ignorant person trying to prove a point. This morning on 95.5 The Game (sports radio), the host Chad Doing said that he didn't like rap or Hip Hop music. It's just not his thing. Some moron proceeds to call in and say that Chad is a racist. Really? Just because he doesn't like rap music.
Fortunately Chad didn't miss a beat. He listed off about ten Motown artists from the 70s that he loves, all of which are black. The caller, in his infinite wisdom, refused to back down. At this point, Chad asked him if he liked country music. The caller said no. Of course, Chad followed that up with, "So that means you must hate white people."
After some more stammering and ill-conceived statements, the caller decided to finish making his point by saying that basketball is a black person sport, you need thugs on your team in order to win a championship, and then hung up.
While it was entertaining, it's hard not to feel bad for someone who is looking so hard for the hate. He must be living a pretty miserable life.
Fortunately Chad didn't miss a beat. He listed off about ten Motown artists from the 70s that he loves, all of which are black. The caller, in his infinite wisdom, refused to back down. At this point, Chad asked him if he liked country music. The caller said no. Of course, Chad followed that up with, "So that means you must hate white people."
After some more stammering and ill-conceived statements, the caller decided to finish making his point by saying that basketball is a black person sport, you need thugs on your team in order to win a championship, and then hung up.
While it was entertaining, it's hard not to feel bad for someone who is looking so hard for the hate. He must be living a pretty miserable life.
Friday, April 22, 2011
Bed Mart's Lack of Creativity
I don't expect a lot out of local commercials, but I can't stand Bed Mart's new Be Bed Smart ads. They make me want to rip out my brain and throw it at the TV every time they come on. At least the mattress nightmares had some semblance of creativity.
B Roy and the Blazers
It's great that the Blazers won in a must win situation. I think they got the same home court calls that the Mavs got in game one, and there's nothing wrong with that.
B Roy had a big game, but I still don't think he's a game changer anymore. Portland, in all it's fickleness, is conveniently singing a different tune this morning. Don't get me wrong; Roy still has a good shot and can kind of get to rim; he just doesn't do it in a max contract way.
Here's hoping the Blazers can grab another win at home and head back to Dallas with a clean slate. And as far as Roy is concerned, I just hope he keeps ballin'. I would love for him to prove my skepticism wrong. But more than that, I just hope he can continue to contribute.
B Roy had a big game, but I still don't think he's a game changer anymore. Portland, in all it's fickleness, is conveniently singing a different tune this morning. Don't get me wrong; Roy still has a good shot and can kind of get to rim; he just doesn't do it in a max contract way.
Here's hoping the Blazers can grab another win at home and head back to Dallas with a clean slate. And as far as Roy is concerned, I just hope he keeps ballin'. I would love for him to prove my skepticism wrong. But more than that, I just hope he can continue to contribute.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Monday, April 18, 2011
I hate the rain...
That pretty much sums it up. I'm sick and tired of the rain. When people say that it's not that bad, I want to punch them in the face. It is that bad.
Thursday, April 14, 2011
Best Video Advertisement
This won Ad Age's award for Best Video Advertisement. It's more of a short film. It's really well done.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
Wheat Thins Stix Commercial
I'm sure this one will be overplayed soon, but for now it's still funny.
Tuesday, April 12, 2011
Pass the Popcorn: Cyrus
So this dude who's kind of a loser falls for a chick who has a kid with mommy issues. Oh yeah, the kid is 21+ years old. That's basically the plot of Cyrus.
Cyrus is the epitome of the indie film. The actors all do a great job and there are some really interesting scenes, but the movie can't quite get off the ground.
I liked it but can't quite bring myself to recommend it.
Cyrus is the epitome of the indie film. The actors all do a great job and there are some really interesting scenes, but the movie can't quite get off the ground.
I liked it but can't quite bring myself to recommend it.
Monday, April 11, 2011
Pass the Popcorn: The Tourist
An American tourist visiting Italy is singled out by a mysterious woman. Sounds interesting. To bad it wasn't. Everybody called this one in - the writer, the director, and the actors.
There was one cool shot in the entire movie. Besides that, I'm pretty sure the studio was trying to bore the audience into submission. I can't believe it was nominated for a Golden Globe.
There was one cool shot in the entire movie. Besides that, I'm pretty sure the studio was trying to bore the audience into submission. I can't believe it was nominated for a Golden Globe.
Thursday, April 07, 2011
How Many Sleeps?
My daughter doesn't quite get the idea that "days" are how we keep track of time. She prefers to track time with how many "sleeps" it has been.
For instance, if I told her we were going to see her friends tomorrow, she would have no problem saying "next year" or "next week" instead of tomorrow. But if I told her that in one sleep, we will be going to see her friends, she would know that we are leaving tomorrow. Go figure.
For instance, if I told her we were going to see her friends tomorrow, she would have no problem saying "next year" or "next week" instead of tomorrow. But if I told her that in one sleep, we will be going to see her friends, she would know that we are leaving tomorrow. Go figure.
Wednesday, April 06, 2011
Pear Blossom
In my infinite wisdom, I have decided to run the Pear Blossom 5k this weekend with my wife. In my earlier years, I would scoffed at the idea of this being a challenge. But since my knees went to shit on me, running has become part of the past.
Regardless, I dusted off the old running shoes last night and ran a mile... one solitary mile to see how I would feel. My body got angry at me. I was way more tired than I had expected to be, and my knee is already little sore today.
So there it is. This is what I've become - a whiner, a complainer, a man full of excuses. My plan now revolves around ibuprofen, ice, and pure stubbornness. I will run one more mile tonight just to give my lungs a shock and then wait till Saturday.
Everything in me is saying that I should take it easy and run at my wife's pace - finish the race and get on with my life. But I will not. This weekend has become my Little Big Horn but it will not be my last stand.
Regardless, I dusted off the old running shoes last night and ran a mile... one solitary mile to see how I would feel. My body got angry at me. I was way more tired than I had expected to be, and my knee is already little sore today.
So there it is. This is what I've become - a whiner, a complainer, a man full of excuses. My plan now revolves around ibuprofen, ice, and pure stubbornness. I will run one more mile tonight just to give my lungs a shock and then wait till Saturday.
Everything in me is saying that I should take it easy and run at my wife's pace - finish the race and get on with my life. But I will not. This weekend has become my Little Big Horn but it will not be my last stand.
Monday, April 04, 2011
The Decemberists: The King is Dead
I'm digging the new Decemberists album - The King is Dead. It's got a little more of a folk hit than their last disc.
Saturday, April 02, 2011
Situation Under Control
A Comcast representative read my blog post, which didn't speak too kindly of the company and how felt I was being treated. They contacted me and rectified the situation. Thank you, Comcast. I appreciate it.
Now that's the power of social media.
Now that's the power of social media.
Friday, April 01, 2011
Sucker Punch - Probably for Suckers.
I'm intrigued by Sucker Punch on two levels. First, the graphic elements look like they have promise. Of course, I thought the same thing about Max Payne. Granted, Payne was cool to look at, but the movie sucked. The same thing might happen here.
Secondly, when you have this many hot chicks running around with guns, it really should be rated R. I'm mean seriously, it screams, "show me some skin." And for that reason alone, I will probably skip it.
Secondly, when you have this many hot chicks running around with guns, it really should be rated R. I'm mean seriously, it screams, "show me some skin." And for that reason alone, I will probably skip it.
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Comcast Sucks
I finally gave Comcast the finger. After 3 years of paying way too much for crappy cable, I quit Comcast.
All I wanted to do was downgrade my service because I was sick of my OnDemand not working. But when I called Comcast, they told me that they wouldn't downgrade my service without charging me $150 for breaking my contract. Really?
So instead of holding on to me as a customer, which would have equated to roughly $90 a month for the next two years ($2,160), they decided they would rather have $150 once. Good business decision, Comcast.
The best part is that the lady on the phone tried to tell me that the $150 they were charging me for HD TV, Internet, and phone (which no one uses) was a very competitive price. News flash, Comcast; I am now getting more HD channels with DirectTV and Internet for under $80 a month.
I can't remember the last time I was ever so dissatisfied with a company. The worst part is that if they would have simply let me downgrade my service, I wouldn't have looked for another provider. Instead, I switched and will save that $150 the contract fee cost me in the fist two months.
Thanks for nothing Comcast.
All I wanted to do was downgrade my service because I was sick of my OnDemand not working. But when I called Comcast, they told me that they wouldn't downgrade my service without charging me $150 for breaking my contract. Really?
So instead of holding on to me as a customer, which would have equated to roughly $90 a month for the next two years ($2,160), they decided they would rather have $150 once. Good business decision, Comcast.
The best part is that the lady on the phone tried to tell me that the $150 they were charging me for HD TV, Internet, and phone (which no one uses) was a very competitive price. News flash, Comcast; I am now getting more HD channels with DirectTV and Internet for under $80 a month.
I can't remember the last time I was ever so dissatisfied with a company. The worst part is that if they would have simply let me downgrade my service, I wouldn't have looked for another provider. Instead, I switched and will save that $150 the contract fee cost me in the fist two months.
Thanks for nothing Comcast.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
The me that I am not
I think I'm gonna act like a rockstar for a little while - wear dirty clothes, not comb my hair, and grow a half beard. I'm gonna act like I don't care just enough that when I do care it will seem super special and sh#*. See, I'm already doing it.
I'm gonna wear sunglasses on cloudy days and carry a helmet even if I'm not riding a motorcycle. I'm not going to sleep around, but if you saw me on the street, you'd be like, "that dude is totally bangin' chicks."
I'll have a personal soundtrack that plays in my head 24/7 - 7/52. It will be sexier than Saturday Night Fever, more real than Boogie Nights, and as badass as any Bond movie you've ever seen.
I will be the epitome of me - the person I was never cool enough to become. Yep, that's my plan for this week. It's gonna rock.
I'm gonna wear sunglasses on cloudy days and carry a helmet even if I'm not riding a motorcycle. I'm not going to sleep around, but if you saw me on the street, you'd be like, "that dude is totally bangin' chicks."
I'll have a personal soundtrack that plays in my head 24/7 - 7/52. It will be sexier than Saturday Night Fever, more real than Boogie Nights, and as badass as any Bond movie you've ever seen.
I will be the epitome of me - the person I was never cool enough to become. Yep, that's my plan for this week. It's gonna rock.
The Cold Hard Truth.
I was supposed to get a raise for staying in Portland. Instead I got rain... So I guess the question is how do I turn water into wealth. Hmmmmmm.
Upon second thought, I don't think there is even a question; only an answer. God is punishing me for my decision and the entire city is merely collateral damage. Sorry, PDX.
Upon second thought, I don't think there is even a question; only an answer. God is punishing me for my decision and the entire city is merely collateral damage. Sorry, PDX.
Friday, March 25, 2011
Charlie Sheen - Winning
Charlie Sheen is already old news, but these kids do a good job making great songs every time a weirdo speaks.
The Letdown
Duke killed me again. I've picked them to win the NCAA Tournament 2 out of the last 3 years. I bet you can't guess which year I didn't pick them to win. Ding, ding, ding. Your right; last year. I now consider myself the ultimate jinx.
It's been awhile since I've seen a team completely fall apart in the second half like that. I'm not taking anything away from Arizona. They played lights out. But Duke surprised me. For a team that's coached so well, they actually looked like the game was bigger than them.
Oh well, there's always next year.
It's been awhile since I've seen a team completely fall apart in the second half like that. I'm not taking anything away from Arizona. They played lights out. But Duke surprised me. For a team that's coached so well, they actually looked like the game was bigger than them.
Oh well, there's always next year.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
A Man's City Truck
I was in need of some new wheels, but since I work in the city, I couldn't go too Montanan. So I settled for a Chevy Colorado - the little big truck. It's supposed to get 20 mpg but still have some get up and go. We shall see.
Chad Johnson and the MLS
The Bengals' Chad Johnson (Ochocinco) is trying out for a professional soccer team. I think it's hilarious how a lot of professional athletes assume they can cut it in another professional sport just because they played in high school.
I have no doubts that Chad is better than your average soccer player, but these guys play the sport for a living. No matter how good he was at 18, I have hard time believing he can simply pick it back up on the professional level.
Of course, with the NFL lockout, it never hurts to start looking for other means of getting paid.
I have no doubts that Chad is better than your average soccer player, but these guys play the sport for a living. No matter how good he was at 18, I have hard time believing he can simply pick it back up on the professional level.
Of course, with the NFL lockout, it never hurts to start looking for other means of getting paid.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Pass the Popcorn: 127 Hours
This is the true story of a backpacker who gets pinned behind a boulder in Utah while hiking. After 127 hours, (Spoiler Alert) he cuts his arm off to escape. And if you didn't know that already, you've probably also been living under a rock.
James Franco does a great job portraying the various stages of delirium a person would go through in that situation. The move does a good job setting the scene and doesn't stray too far from the truth. If you like the movie, then I recommend searching out the 2-hour Dateline special that aired a month ago. It's just as gripping.
James Franco does a great job portraying the various stages of delirium a person would go through in that situation. The move does a good job setting the scene and doesn't stray too far from the truth. If you like the movie, then I recommend searching out the 2-hour Dateline special that aired a month ago. It's just as gripping.
Thursday, March 03, 2011
Wednesday, March 02, 2011
Proof that money is the root of all evil
Kim Kardashian just made released an album. So far in life, she has proven that she can't act and can't sing. I'm still wondering what she can do. Oh, to have a trust fund.
Tuesday, March 01, 2011
If the Oscar movie posters told the truth...
Here are movie posters for the 10 Oscar nominated films displaying titles that don't beat around the bush. Click here to see the rest
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Monday, February 28, 2011
Oscar Party Glory
Move over, Los Angeles Lakers. I'm the new back-to-back champion of the world...for Oscar picks. I took home the trophy (at my yearly Oscar party) last night with 19 correct selections - my best performance to date.
Oddly, I did zero research this year. I usually see what all of the experts have to say, and it just screws me up. This time, I watched most of the movies, made some gut picks, and called it a day.
Boom! This is both the proudest and most pathetic I've felt in awhile.
Oddly, I did zero research this year. I usually see what all of the experts have to say, and it just screws me up. This time, I watched most of the movies, made some gut picks, and called it a day.
Boom! This is both the proudest and most pathetic I've felt in awhile.
The Hangover 2 - Teaser
As far as trailers are concerned, it's a little disappointing. It shows both too much and too little at the same time. Make up your mind, trailer editor.
Friday, February 18, 2011
Bachelor Weekend
I'm heading out of town for my first Bachelor Party weekend experience. It's not in Sin City. It's in Lincoln City. That's when you know you and your friends are getting older. The venues for your debauchery start reflecting the level of debauchery that probably won't be taking place.
And while my craziest days are far behind me, I fear most of my friends can't make that claim. I don't know if I have it in me to keep up with them. Moreover, I don't know if I want to even try.
Regardless, it should be fun. I would love to say that there will be pics coming, but I don't that would be a good idea.
And while my craziest days are far behind me, I fear most of my friends can't make that claim. I don't know if I have it in me to keep up with them. Moreover, I don't know if I want to even try.
Regardless, it should be fun. I would love to say that there will be pics coming, but I don't that would be a good idea.
Monday, February 14, 2011
Major Flub
It hasn't been determined whether or not Serene Branson had a stroke or just a meltdown. Regardless, I will think it's funny until it's proven medical.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
Pass the Popcorn
Repo Men - Jude Law and Forest Whitaker are the repo men of the future. But instead of reclaiming your car for late payments, they will cut out the artificial organs keeping you alive. This movie largely sucked. I did love the ending, even though it, too, could have been stronger. It's not worth the time invested, unless you like graphic violence, a thin plot, and characters who don't actually go through a complete emotional transformation.
The American - George Clooney eludes me. I would say he's a good actor, but it seems like he only plays himself. The American follows an assassin as he hides out before doing one last job. His secluded surroundings are supposed to trigger some philosophical change inside him. Instead, there's just a lot of quiet retrospective scenes. The acting is good but nothing really happens. The only thing I took from the movie is that Violante Placido has near perfect breasts.
HBO's Reagan - This was a great look at one of the country's most beloved presidents. I like it's impartial take on what made Reagan both a good and bad president. It left me wanting to learn more. It also solidified my thoughts on what the president is...a person; someone who has to make difficult and trying decisions. Some of them work and some don't. And the best we can hope for is that he's making them with our nation's best interest at heart.
The American - George Clooney eludes me. I would say he's a good actor, but it seems like he only plays himself. The American follows an assassin as he hides out before doing one last job. His secluded surroundings are supposed to trigger some philosophical change inside him. Instead, there's just a lot of quiet retrospective scenes. The acting is good but nothing really happens. The only thing I took from the movie is that Violante Placido has near perfect breasts.
HBO's Reagan - This was a great look at one of the country's most beloved presidents. I like it's impartial take on what made Reagan both a good and bad president. It left me wanting to learn more. It also solidified my thoughts on what the president is...a person; someone who has to make difficult and trying decisions. Some of them work and some don't. And the best we can hope for is that he's making them with our nation's best interest at heart.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Aweful
I don't know if there's ever been a more depressing team in sports than the Cleveland Cavaliers. The Lions were close a couple of years ago. But really, the Cavs were on top of the food chain when they had LeBron. They didn't win it all, but they consistently won 60+ games a year. They sold out arenas. People took notice. Now, they are breaking the record for the most consecutive losses every time they get on the court.
Not only does this make the case that LeBron was the ultimate MVP, but it goes to show how much that city needed him. Don't get me wrong, I don't like the man. But when a team literally goes from consistently first (more or less) to the worst of the worst, you can't help but reason why.
What makes it even more depressing is that they tried to keep him. They tried to make their team better. They tried to sign more talent. They tried not to suck. But he left and they do. If I were a Cleveland fan, I would be bitter. I don't know if I've ever seen a collapse of this magnitude from one season to the next. Sure, the Blazers lost Oden before he had time to shine, but at least the fans didn't get a taste of the nectar before the flower died.
Not only does this make the case that LeBron was the ultimate MVP, but it goes to show how much that city needed him. Don't get me wrong, I don't like the man. But when a team literally goes from consistently first (more or less) to the worst of the worst, you can't help but reason why.
What makes it even more depressing is that they tried to keep him. They tried to make their team better. They tried to sign more talent. They tried not to suck. But he left and they do. If I were a Cleveland fan, I would be bitter. I don't know if I've ever seen a collapse of this magnitude from one season to the next. Sure, the Blazers lost Oden before he had time to shine, but at least the fans didn't get a taste of the nectar before the flower died.
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
Full Circle
There are moments in life that determine who we will become. Moreover, there are moments that solidfiy what we will never be. Sometimes, they are one in the same.
Monday, February 07, 2011
Commercial Art
Like the rest of the blog-o-sphere I, too, have an opinion on this year's crop of Super Bowl Ads. I will keep my thoughts short and sweet.
Winners:
VW: Both the Darth Vader spot and the new Beetle spot were great. The Darth ad was cute, inexpensive to make, and shows that a grand idea doesn't always need a grand budget. The Beetle ad was fast, fun, and a great teaser at what's to come for the car brand.
Chrysler: While the Imported from Detroit ad was emotional and epic, I can't help but feel like most people aren't going to remember it as Chrysler's. But the execution was strong enough to earn top marks in my mind.
Runner Up - Groupon for making fun of Tibet. But they should have said, "Tibet isn't free. Either is their food. But with Groupon I can at least get it for half price."
Losers:
Doritos: Despite some funny ideas, I really think Doritos fell short on all of its spots. Either the production value lacked or the jokes were too thin to really make them epic enough for the Super Bowl. Yes, the dude sucking his co-worker's thumb caught me off guard, but I was completely let down by the follow-up pant smelling gag. And the pug jumping through the door could have been 25 seconds shorter.
Sketchers: Could an ad try any harder to be sexual without hitting the mark. Kim Kardashian's monotone delivery completely negated her sexiness. Some people shouldn't have lines, plain and simple. Fortunately for her, she can share the blame with the lifeless script.
Winners:
VW: Both the Darth Vader spot and the new Beetle spot were great. The Darth ad was cute, inexpensive to make, and shows that a grand idea doesn't always need a grand budget. The Beetle ad was fast, fun, and a great teaser at what's to come for the car brand.
Chrysler: While the Imported from Detroit ad was emotional and epic, I can't help but feel like most people aren't going to remember it as Chrysler's. But the execution was strong enough to earn top marks in my mind.
Runner Up - Groupon for making fun of Tibet. But they should have said, "Tibet isn't free. Either is their food. But with Groupon I can at least get it for half price."
Losers:
Doritos: Despite some funny ideas, I really think Doritos fell short on all of its spots. Either the production value lacked or the jokes were too thin to really make them epic enough for the Super Bowl. Yes, the dude sucking his co-worker's thumb caught me off guard, but I was completely let down by the follow-up pant smelling gag. And the pug jumping through the door could have been 25 seconds shorter.
Sketchers: Could an ad try any harder to be sexual without hitting the mark. Kim Kardashian's monotone delivery completely negated her sexiness. Some people shouldn't have lines, plain and simple. Fortunately for her, she can share the blame with the lifeless script.
Friday, February 04, 2011
Dream Death Match
I had a dream last night that I got in a knife fight, and there was no defense to be had. Me and this dude stabbed each other like 100 times. It hurt. Then I woke up.
Thursday, February 03, 2011
Coming in Second?
Who doesn't love winning? I'll tell ya who, those who don't. No one loves a dynasty, a know-it-all, a cold-stone winner. It puts a target on your back. It labels you. It traps you in an ivory tower. I like winning as much as the next guy, but I'm slowly learning the art of losing.
Don't get me wrong; I can't win whenever I want to. But that's not the trick. The trick is winning only when you want to. You see, there's a simple beauty in the hustle. If they're always suprised when you come out on top, you've got 'em. Because you determine the emotional investment.
It's maintaining the balance that's hard.
Don't get me wrong; I can't win whenever I want to. But that's not the trick. The trick is winning only when you want to. You see, there's a simple beauty in the hustle. If they're always suprised when you come out on top, you've got 'em. Because you determine the emotional investment.
It's maintaining the balance that's hard.
Wednesday, February 02, 2011
Tsovet SVT-FW44 Field Watch
This watch is sweet. It has a classic appeal that's both manly and sleek. It's an accessory that will stand out in your Agency's war room or, quite literally, the war room. Boom! have some.
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