Jackassalope

A Pair with Some Hair

After a long departure from my manhood, I decided to get it back. No Sex and the City, no wine, no hair gel, today it was all man. When I woke up this morning I new a change had to be made. I’ve grown soft in my city ways. So when my wonderful wife made me pancakes for breakfast, I thanked her, pushed them aside and cooked eggs and sausage patties instead. Oh yes, this was a good start.

I proceeded to go to the gym for workout. After getting my sweat on, I headed back home and took a shower. No soap for me today. The lather from my shampoo will due just fine, thank you. After examining the length of my facial hair, I put my razor away; no need to be smooth to the touch today. Of course, if I decided to shave, I would have done so with a buck knife and no shaving cream.

I made my way to the garage where I built a couple of saw horses from scratch. If you don’t know what a saw horse is or how to build one, then you’re not a man. You might as well quit reading now and surf the net for a luffa. I followed the saw horses by building the last section of fence for my front yard. Oh yeah, that was also from scratch.

I was finally tapping into my long lost testosterone filled past. In order to seal the deal, I sat down in my large recliner with a bottle of beer and turned on the new Rambo movie. That’s right, this afternoon it will be me, Miller, and Rambo remembering what it is like to root for the good guy, blow up the bad guys, and check our feelings at the door. It feels good to be man today.