Jackassalope

Bad Boys, What you gonna do...

I was going to buy some tires off a guy on craigslist yesterday. I called him up and arranged to get them today. Instead of getting exactly what I was looking for, however, I got a visit from the police.

Apparently right after I got off the phone with the guy, someone stole the tires out of his backyard. Naturally, since I was the last one he talked to, I was the first one the cops looked into.

Imagine my surprise when a uniformed detective knocked on my door looking for some BFGs. Since I'm a fan of CSI and just about every other crime show, I was all about helping out. Unfortunately, all he wanted to do was cross me off the list. I guess my white picket fence, American flag, and manicured lawn didn't scream criminal mind to him. I guess I won't be solving any mysteries today, after all.

The worst part is that now I have to find a different set of tires.