Jackassalope

There's no scoring in soccer

I spent last night at the Portland Timber’s home opener. We got box seats through my company, which as it turns out, are a hell of a lot of fun. We were able to bring both kids and not worry about them going crazy all up in other people’s Kool Aide.

As for the Timbers, they had a rough first half but played much better in the second. And of course because it’s soccer, it still ended in a tie. All in all, we had a great time and look forward to doing it again. Goooooaaaaaal.