Jackassalope

Everybody Poops

That's right I said it. Everybody poops. However, not everybody talks about it. So here's my T.M.I. about poop today.

I had to relieve myself after a particularly large lunch at Wendy's. Of course when I got to the restroom, someone didn't flush their pee down the toilet. Knowing that this specific toilet is slow to react when flushing, I decided that I would delicately go #2 without a preflush. I was, afterall, in a hurry. No worries, right? Wrong. As luck would have it, things got a little aggressive and Bam! Someone else's pee splashed up on my butt. And that my friends, isn't a pleasant thing to think about. But I've already written it. You've already read it. And we've both just thought about it. Sorry for that.