Jackassalope

CNN Heroes

Voting for CNN's Heroe of the Year is going on right now, and apparently my work fixing the covered up exterior light on my back patio has gone unnoticed. My family can now enjoy that space at dusk, but I guess that doesn't really compete with Jordan Thomas, who lost both his legs in a boating accident. Whatever CNN. You can ignore my day spent under my house, knee deep in smelling compost water too. It doesn't bother me.

Ohhh, nevermind. It's for ordinary people who do extraordinary things. No wonder they didn't come knocking on my door. I'm an extraordinary person just living life. I get it now.