Look Ma, I’m the punch line of my own joke!
The ever declining state of humanity was reinforced today by the discovery that Josef Fritzl fathered his own grandchildren. But wait, there’s more! Not only did he father six of his daughter’s children, but he did so while she was held captive under his own home for 24 years. He mailed fake letters to himself posing as his daughter so family members wouldn’t suspect her absence, and then told them she had abandoned her children on his doorstep. There’s a lot of different ways to get a first-class ticket to hell. Josef Fritzl, you can pick yours up at will call.
Apparently Fritzl’s wife didn’t know about his secret dealings with the devil either, which makes her the spokesperson for seeing only what you want to see. She also still believes in Santa Claus, despite the fact, she fills her own stocking every Christmas. It’s not that I don’t believe her, I just don’t believe her. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and put this plate of food under my house.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
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Something tells me that he won't have to go to will call to pick up that ticket.
It will probably be hand delivered.
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