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Good For You, Girls!

A new study shows that girls are finally as smart as boys when it comes to math. In a related story, homosexuals have overtaken women in fashion sensibility and lesbians continue to dominate softball but have ambitions to take over baseball in the near future. Men have become suitable housewives, and no matter how hard they try, midgets are yet to break into the NBA. I’d say it’s been a pretty crazy week in biased research.

But seriously, the study about math is true. At least we think so. As it turns out, the researchers were a bunch of women, and it’s hard to tell if the quantitative data was added correctly. The numbers are currently being rechecked for accuracy by a bunch of male chimps at the San Diego Zoo.