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Winehouse Hospitalized! No Way!

Amy Winehouse was hospitalized again last night for “a reaction to medication.” Does she even sing anymore? Oh wait, she did release that racist YouTube jingle a little while ago. Drunken rants are music too, right?

This is just another tragic example of good talent wasted on a worthless person. The worse part is how many musicians are out there that would kill for an opportunity to record an album and have it marketed on an international level. Unfortunately Winehouse would rather use this opportunity to slowly kill herself. It’s only a figure of speech Amy. Take the needle out of your arm and back away from the booze.