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Stampede of Olympic Proportions

Thousands of fans swarmed the Olympic Stadium in Beijing in an effort to purchase the last remaining batch of tickets on Friday. Metal barricades were mangled and people pushed to the ground as the out-of-control fans rushed the ticket sales window.

The crowd was subdued when they finally realized they were in line to purchase tickets to the upcoming Olympics. Most had thought they were waiting in line to buy tickets to the Miley Cyrus concert tour. In a related story, Hannah Montana is really popular. Damn your popularity Miley!