Jackassalope

If the Today Show and Yahoo had babies... They'd be twins!

I’m sick and tired of Yahoo.com linking to “professional” blogs and trying to pass it off as news. It’s like the Today Show has taken over the net. It is the same stupid story every other hour, every other day. I’m sorry, but if you need someone telling how to dress for the summer twice a week starting in April, you might as well stay home and not go out into the world. And as far as Yahoo is concerned, how many articles do we need to read that describe how to know if a guy is really into you? Furthermore, if you’re a chick, how many articles do you need to read in order to know that the guy you are dating is a loser?

Hint; if he doesn’t open the door, offer to pay, or look you in the eye, he’s a douche bag. And if he doesn’t try to at least kiss you (especially if he doesn’t try to kiss you on the forehead), then he doesn’t like you. It’s not rocket science. In fact, it’s not even science. It’s common sense.

Hire some real journalist or sell your damn website to Microsoft, so we can at least read some “actual” news. P. (effing) S., I don’t need your “Six Sauvé Dating Behaviors to Show You’re Interested.” When did Internet users become so helpless that they don’t even know how to talk to people? Ask someone out, buy them a drink, give them a kiss, tell them that you like them, and then shut the hell up; not that hard!

I know we live in the world of 24-hour news, but if you can’t come up with anything better, let the rest of the world read a book or spend time with their family.