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Chris Brown makes me Pun Happy

Chris Brown sent Rihanna an iPod Touch for her birthday. Considering the circumstances, he probably should have sent her an iPod No Touch. Or better yet, an iPod Quit Punching Me In The Face. Those aren't expected to hit the streets until early next year, but I'm sure Chris could get his hands on one. He's got plenty of solid connections.

**check out all of my cheesy puns. They're italicized.