Jackassalope

I hate listening to any sort of talk radio and hearing a caller say, "Long time listener, first time caller." Really... news flash, no one really cares. In fact, you'll probably follow that statement up with some ill-conceived rambling about a subject you only vaguely relate to.

Just because you have listened for a long time doesn't make what you're about to say any more or less asinine. And when it comes down to it, the DJs aren't gonna like you any more either.