Jackassalope

North Korea Is Off It's Rocker

Seriously, North Korea. You're gonna start being the bully on the playground - threatening everyone with your nukes. By now most countries realize that a nuclear war would pretty much start a big enough sh** storm to destroy the entire planet. So instead of killing everyone, most dictators are simply trying to kill those around them. But North Korea has go ahead and grow a little-man complex.

We get it. Even though you're a small country with a short dictator, you're evil and strong with big guns. What's the allure of ruling the world anyway. Every country that tries to do, gets back handed eventually. If you want to be street rat crazy, can't you just keep to yourself like the crazy homeless man in the alley behind office.