Jackassalope

Is that a GOP in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Our bi-yearly political sex scandal came to fruition today as the the Governor of South Carolina, Mark Sanford, confessed to making a 7-day jaunt to Argentina to see his mistress. He said he cried for five of those days as he tried to figure out what he was doing with his life. To that I say, "Don't cry for me in Argentina."

He apologized to his wife and kids and basically everyone else in the known universe. On his behalf, at least it didn't have to pay for it like Eliot Spitzer. Although it might end up costing him a bigger role in the political realm. Did you see that guys, I made a play on words...Pay and Cost, that's rich Lucas. Holy crap, I did it again.

So to all of the wifes out there, the next time your man says he's going on a long hike through the Appalachian Mountains, you best be wary. Of course, you would already know that if you saw Brokeback Mountain.