Portland weather sucks. Everyone that lives here says, "yeah, but wait until summer. Those months make all the rain worth it." That, my friends, is bullsh**. I've never been around so much rain in my entire life. It's like a black hole of suck. Rain, then a little bit of sun, and then more rain.
Last year was just a tease. We actually had a spring. It sucked me in and then sucked the life out of me. Like those damn vampires in Twilight. That's why they filmed those crap-ass movies in the Northwest. They saw the connection. The weather and vampires just sucking the life out of people.
It's too bad. Portland is such a cool town. The weather just sucks. Portland needs to move. That would be cool. If Portland moved, I would follow it. Unless it moved to Washington.
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