Jackassalope

If I Had $1 Million.

Some guy found an old cup he used to play with as a kid in a shoebox under his bed. He knew the toy was old, so he took it to an antique dealer to have it appraised. It turns out the gold cup was from the Persian Empire and is expected to bring in almost $1 million at auction. Damn! Now I feel bad for throwing away all of my childhood toys. If you dig through my old things, you would only find broken dreams and despair. Maybe that’s worth $1 million.