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The 6Th Man

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will soon be able to start their own basketball team, complete with a sixth man, after reports confirm Jolie is pregnant with twins. Officially, they will have more kids, than employees at my office. They could remake Oliver Twist and not have to pay for child extras. They no longer make a standard SUV big enough for their family. This new set of twins for the Jolie-Pitts means that when sibling rivalries erupt, it will be a fair fight; a 3-on-3 smack down between the adopted and the conceived. I’m already trying to buy the rights for the reality TV show.