Jackassalope

Clay, you sly dog!

I was going to write about this yesterday, but I was still trying to wrap my head around it. Mr. Clay Aiken is going to be a papa. Who’s your daddy? But for all of those skeptics out there that still think he’s perpetually stuck in the closet, the plot does thicken. Apparently, Clay impregnated his longtime friend and producer, 50-year-old Jaymes Foster, through artificial insemination! Dun, Dun, Dunnnnnn.

First of all it’s ironic that his baby’s mama is named James… I mean Jaymes. Second of all, she’s his very best friend, who he doesn’t have sex with, not even when she wants to get pregnant. Don’t worry Clay, we support you ambiguity. You do your things, with that pale skin and long blond hair of yours. Oh yeah, and that soft and supple tenor voice your supporting.