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Quit looking at my mangina!

I’m surrendering my manhood today. Since having a baby I don’t get to see that many movies in the theaters. This year we’ve been blessed with the quality of “Iron Man” and the nostalgia of “Indiana Jones 4,” but alas, I have to sit at home and watch their box office numbers climb. However, for my wife’s birthday we’re going to see the highly anticipated (not by me) “Sex and the City.” And of course, by her wishes we are going to see it on opening night.

So there it is. My first big summer movie going experience will revolve around purses, shoes, and arguments over who’s more like Carrie. If you run into my manhood on the street, could you mention that I’m still looking for it?