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Good News for Gandhi

In a recent Harvard study on reward versus punishment and cooperation, it turns out that nice guys don’t finish last. In fact, nice guys seemed to finish first. In the study, those who punished their opponents ended up making less money (money disbursement was the measure of success or failure) time and time again while those who cooperated and turned the other cheek usually won. Good news for Gandhi, bad news for Godse (the man who assassinated him). Wait a minute; Gandhi did get murdered, so I guess he really didn’t finished first. Okay, bad example.

The good news is that this leaves open the idea that maybe chicks don’t love a bad boy, and size really doesn’t matter; so much for me getting a tattoo and penis enlargement.