Jackassalope

Spring Flowers My **S

Last time I checked it is officially spring. I’m also pretty sure that March is supposed to go out like a lamb. That being said, it appears that Mr. Gore and his cohorts might need to re-crunch some numbers. Not only have the oceans not recorded higher temperatures over the last 6 years, but it also has been snowing all day long. Snowing! It’s almost April, it shouldn’t be snowing. And furthermore, I live in Portland, Oregon. We don’t even get snow in January. Can someone please tell me why I’m being knocked over by 10-foot snowflakes in the middle of spring? Anyone…no…Mr. Gore, you got anything for me? Fine then, I guess I’ll just get my sled out of the garage and start enjoying my spring.