Jackassalope

Pardon My Google

I Googled myself today to see what the Internet really thought about me. To my surprise I actually held three of the top four positions on the results page. I also discovered that someone with my name excels at go kart racing. More intriguing was the information under my first web result. It read Lucas Burt: Lucas Burt said... Neon yellow pee is almost as cool as green poop. ... 2:49 PM · Lucas Burt said... I do love chicken and white sauce. ...

It’s interesting to think that if someone is trying to see where I’m at in my life, the first thing they’ll find out is that I think neon yellow pee is almost as cool as green poop. Nice. I guess I need to be more careful about what I say online, unless I want to be known as the neon yellow pee guy.