Jackassalope

Think Before You Speak.

The definition of the word “sticky” is as follows:
1. Having the property of adhering, as glue; adhesive.
2. Unpleasant; unfortunate; nasty.

The definition of the word “Hummus” is as follows:
1. A PASTE or dip made of chickpeas mashed with oil, garlic, lemon juice, and tahini and usually eaten with pita.

The definition of the word “paste” is as follows:
1. A mixture used for causing paper or other material to adhere to something.

For all of the party’s involved in last night’s Scattergories game, I rest my case. If A = B, and B = C, then A = C. You don’t have to admit that you were wrong, but if the shoe fits, you were wrong. Game, set, match; you can take your “inside the box thinking” and stick it in your ear.

I’m sorry Eric that your win will be tainted forever. And like my favorite Inuit hero, Kiviuq (yes, this is a real Inuit legend), I will handle my kayak is waves higher than mountains, and live to tell about it.