Jackassalope

Yes, That Joke Was About You.

Daniel Tosh is a funny man. Okay, he’s not a normal man. He’s a comedian, which means he’s able to look at life through the third eye of humor. This is the eye that allows a person to look at an inappropriate situation and find the humor in it, even when that increases their chances of going to hell; because comedy is a sacrifice. Humor is putting the situation before your own personal image and saying what everyone else is thinking; except for the stupid people. You’re not being the vessel for their thoughts. In fact, chances are they won’t even get most of your jokes, but they’ll laugh because they don’t want to look stupid in front of you, their smart friend.

Basically, what I’m saying is that Daniel Tosh is a funny dude, and you should check out his comedy act. Most comedians are rant about their pasts, which is usually only mildly funny. but because they freak out the entire time your brain finally gives up and you smirk a little bit, which reinforces their confidence, and they keep on doing the same worn out act, which causes me to write long sentences recanting the whole lame thing. I’m sorry Dane Cook, yes, this refers to you. You’re usually not that funny, so shut the hell up, and can you please just take a breath. No, breathing heavy into the microphone doesn’t make you funnier. Thank you.

Tosh is able to look at man’s inhumanity towards man and shove it in your ear hole. And by ear hole, I mean jack hole, and by jack hole, I mean butt. That’s with two ts; I’m not talking about the conjunction here. He's able to say something funny, tell you why it's funny, then tell you why the stupid people didn't laugh all without thinking about it. Anyway, if you don’t like him, I’m sorry. If he offends you, I apologize. If he’s too abrasive, lighten up. And if this whole blog doesn't make a lot of sense, it's because it's late and I'm tired.