Jackassalope

Come on everyone, let's protest!

In the grand scheme of things a couple of pimples are the least of my worries. However, I do feel like I’ve put in my time, and at the ripe old age of 27 I think that I could do without them. I know, I know, curing cancer is important, ending the war in Iraq would be great, and figuring out this whole global warming thing should take precedence in my thoughts. But when I wake up and have two ginormous (damn, I was supposed to boycott that word) zits on my forehead, I get a little angry. Quite frankly, I would like it to stop.

Perhaps if I get a group of people together and stand on a freeway overpass with signs that say “Honk if you want to stop facial zit production” or “Face Zits = Blood” these little red demons will finally go away. For some reason I don’t think that will work, but does it ever. I knew I should've voted for Ross Perot!