Jackassalope

I'm Back Baby!

I have returned. After taking a trip to the end of the map (North Dakota), the family and I arrived back home today. Luckily we didn’t run into any trouble exchanging our money back to the American dollar and getting use to using our native language. Despite the hardships we faced, the trip was a success. My new Godson was baptized, we laughed and drank with the family, and everyone made it home safely. I did get pulled over by the law early on during our journey, but that’s a story you’ll have to wait to hear about. It involved too much violence, high speed chases, and innocent bystander decapitations to get into right now. Until then…