Jackassalope

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According to MSN, nearly all college campuses have banned hazing, while more than half of college students belonging to campus organizations have reported experiencing the ritual to some extent. On a related note it’s also still completely illegal to be in possession of or consume alcohol if you’re under the age of 21, while the OASAS recently reported that nearly 64% of all full time students drink regularly. Conclusion: Young adults don’t obey the rules. Wow. I’m glad someone paid good money to find that out.

Let me save you some money in the future. Teens have sex; nearly 25% of all female teens have had at least one STD (that one is actually true). Dogs like to sniff other dog’s butts; almost 100% of all dogs have been seen sniffing another K-9s rear end at some point. The Pope is old; I’m not taking a shot at the Pope. I’m just stating the facts. It gets cold in North Dakota; just ask my brother and his family. Yogi Bear is smarter than the average bear, and finally, there’s speculation that George Bush hates black people. You’re the man Kanye, which reminds me, Kanye West is a conceded a**hole.

You can make research checks payable to Lucas Burt. I will submit all surveys and case studies upon request. And I will deny any wrong doing, even if I lose a 23 million dollar law suit for lying.